POETRY (GUL KHAN SAYS)
By: NASSER YOUSAF
GUL KHAN SAYS:
As the butt of countless jokes
Making rounds since time unknown
For reasons all fair and square
I am called Gul Khan by all who hear
Behold! on my broad fair face I wear
All shapes of French cut beards
A chin strap one or a pencilled thread
Mutton chops and names more weird
All these add up to, my
Well known old wavy beard
Behind which I hide my fear
And a spite that would tear
Oh! see how my chest heaves
It seethes and simmers, for
My clansmen who stand up and stare
With bloodshot eyes and ears
At my chums here and there
Or lurking in the shadows, everywhere
For those are them who whet my appetite
In my climes where I was reared
Be it Swat, Kohat or Mardan
I love folks of my ilk everywhere
Jumping and ranting and swearing
To profusely please our earthen lord
Who draws strength from the ire
Of fraudsters, bootlickers, flatterers et al
So what if my clansmen call me Judas
Because little do I care
I invoke the name of the Lord
Who dwells in heaven and so near
Just to have a bigger share
Through bigotry which I so greatly endear