NEWS OF SUBSTANCE

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY NINE WORDS

By: NASSER YOUSAF

Please note who are at the helm in KP at a time when the province is in a state of turmoil in the wake of a merger with the tribal areas where the entire existential cycle is in a state of transition:

A slow, incompetent and indeed ignorant CS who having never served in KP, doesn't know South from North Waziristan and why the two areas are so distinguished. Probably, he has never been as far as Jamrud as one mostly finds him snuggled in his office in a suit with a very suffocating small knot of a tie around his neck.

A CM who still appears to be in a state of shock three months down the road after having been chosen as the Chief Executive despite his awe-inspiring handicaps in all matters central to a stultifying existence in his kingdom.

A Governor who is a staunch believer in governance through Mouth to Mouth Communication.

This leaves me wondering why my newspapers do not allow me even this much humour when such matters are outside the pale of an otherwise repressive censorship 🤔😳😉